tip-toe'n through the tulips First I'm Jekyll, then I'm Hyde.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

postcumming:

where is the lie

postcumming:

where is the lie

I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
Marc Maron (via nyu-tah)

Nick skypes with his mom once a week and when he does my chest tightens and my anxiety starts to fuck with me.

I don’t get it.

I have the most expressive cat. So it’s easy to tell how much she loves and hates me by just a glance.

I have the most expressive cat. So it’s easy to tell how much she loves and hates me by just a glance.

popularly:

I doodled little planets 2 waste some time :”o

The face of a cat who told a joke and is waiting for you to get the punchline.

The face of a cat who told a joke and is waiting for you to get the punchline.