look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
THE CURIOSITY OF CHANG AND ENG
Conjoined twins Chang and Eng were born in 1816 in Siam, thus the origin of the phrase “siamese twins” used for conjoined twins. They were joined at the sternum and their livers were fused together. Becuase nineteenth century medicine was not advanced enough to separate them, they lived their entire lives joined together. After many years as a sideshow attraction, the purchased land and slaves in Wilkesboro, North Carolina and married two sisters, Adelaide and Sarah Anne Yates. The four lived in the same house (and even slept in the same bed) for most of their long marriages, and between the two men, they fathered 21 children. Today, Chang and Eng have over 1500 descendents, including US Air Force Major General Caleb V Haynes and Alex Sink, former Chief Financial Officer for the State of Florida and one-time candidate for Governor.
tbh never ask me for boyfriend advice because 9 times out of 10 i’m just gonna be like “dump him”
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
just stop the world to take a nap
so in two weeks i’m going to do a photoshoot of my star wars dresses?
oh gawd. i am both terrified and excited.
today i bought simpson mini figures and halloween ones,
and nick bought some star wars ones.
… we need to stop spending money on legos but they’re sooooo cool.